doctorwhothefuckareyou:

Jimmy took my phone and took a buttload of selfies do here you go

i deleted my gregspeaks, it seemed kind of useless. ill just put personal things under the sorry tag. 

bakrua:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

this isn’t even funny. a kid could easily fucking do this and seriously hurt themselves. you’re sick if you think this is funny

thesassyjessy:

kniteoftheoldcode:

solarsweeps:

People don’t always know the right way to talk to artists … so I made a guide. There’s a lot more I could have added, but these are the basics.

Some artists will draw your OC for free, but make sure that they are okay with doing that before asking. Otherwise, you’re being rude.

Seriously, don’t put yourself down to compliment others. That just puts them in an awkward position and stunts the goodness of yourself as well.

First one especially.

bakrua:

zee:

petork:

if you unironically use uwu in 2014 i expect a personal apology and an explanation of why you did it

"im a poo poo diaper baby and need a diaper change because someone on the internet used a few characters to make an emoticon" –tumblr user petork

uwu

fruitcrocs:

llttlemermaid:

elicrotch:

thebluezebra:

eggaroo:

oh my god

i think im crying

i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars

they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business

~Le Dark Memer

harlequinpants:

Horn envy

trulystumped:

the only thing i learned from the youngblood chronicals is that you can never make patrick look unattractive and that doughnuts are served in hell

mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

teslaarmor:

You bastard

kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another man more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.

The Sociological Cinema

There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)

Because men respect another man’s property (and that’s how they see us) than a woman’s autonomy.

(via stanhowse)

so i just finished neon genesis evangelion.

this is true pain

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

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